24/05/2005

Visite Chihuahua, ándele II

En Chihuahua, como en los semáforos del Defe, hay menonitas.

Jeje. Menonitas. Venden queso.

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6 comentarios:

Malakatonche dijo...

Pero mejor que los quesos, el rock menonita es lo de hoy.


Voltage is ok!,
fell your body moves
voltage is ok!,
let´s the party get started

Abominable Mario Flores dijo...

No, no, Malakatonche, la canción correcta para este post es la siguiente. La única canción del babotas de Weird Al Yankovic que me hace reir.

AMISH PARADISE.
Léase con la letra de GANGSTA PARADISE.

As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
you know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
and I've been milking and plowing so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,
got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,
but if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,
then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

(Chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise,
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise,
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise.


A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,
i just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.
I don't really care, in fact I wish him well,
cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
an Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat,
and my homies agree i really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,
we haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years,
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
we're just technologically impaired.

there's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single
luxury,
like robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be,

(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
we're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish Paradise,
there's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish Paradise,
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish Paradise

Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter,
raised a barn on Monday, soon i'll raise anutter
think you're really rightious?
think you're pure in heart?
well i know i'm a million times as humble as thou art.
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
on my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife.
so don't be vain, and don't be whiney,
or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney.

(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish Paradise,
there's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish Paradise,
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish Paradise,

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
yech!

Malakatonche dijo...

Notas de la redacción:

-Yo veo su blog sin broncas. En su link aparece como http://www.cronopiotatatá, se ve igual si coloca usté http://cronopiotatatá (nomás aclarando).

Desde hace días, cuando uno accesa a x blog quesque aparece como no existente, si esperas medio minuto y lo intentas de nuevo se abre como si nada. Ha de ser un bug del servidor de blogger, Noseasuste.

- En la letra de mi chabacanada, el renglón segundo debe decir feel en vez de fell. Silly me.

-Por cierto, ese menonita mayor se ve sospechosamente similar al padre amish de Kal-El, del Elseworlds de la JLA: The nail (el clavo, acá en espaniol).

Menonita es Chihuahua, menonita es nacional, menonita es amor, qué Amish paradise ni que nada, este si es genuino prófugo de la quesería. Vea el videoclip (en la página de la chabacanada anterior), filmado en el circuito interior.

Abominable Mario Flores dijo...

Pinchi Malakatonche del mal. Efectivamente, es el papá menonita de Kal El, al que rostiza el Eradicator-Jimmy Olsen. Cada madre que leemos, de verdad.
Ah, pero esa secuencia está bien chida, sobre todo cuando GL le da poder verde a Batman para que éste pueda madrearse a Eradicator-Jimmy Olsen.

-Your febble human fist cannot hurt me.
-Yes they can... with a little power ring assist.
-MOCOS.

Omar, es hora de que vayamos pensándonos un Geekatón, para decidir de una vez quien todas quién de los dos está más de la verga.

Anónimo dijo...

P****es pendejos, comen mas queso ustedes los mexicanos que nosotrsos mismos los menonitas, y si hay un cabron menon con sombrero no significa que todos somos asi. yo soy menon y proud of it you bastards. Mark P.

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